It was really my mistake! And that's a very good point about Amy's appearance screaming "Miss" much more than River's! I pictured a rather young River, in which her demeanour/way of carrying herself might look less classy and femme-fatale, more wild/youthful, but it's still a good point. Anyhow, you fixed the rec, I fixed the fic, let us headdesk no more!

(Melody Williams is a geography teacher… ;))