[identity profile] livii.livejournal.com
Story: Five Things That Don't Usually Happen When The Doctor and Rose Get It On
Author: Red Scharlach
Rating: Teen
Author's summary: A set of five deeply daft drabbles that explore exactly what it says on the tin.
Characters/Pairings: Nine/Rose
Warnings: hilarious sex-related euphemisms
Word Count: 500

Recced because: Even as a Nine/Rose fan, it's great to see fabulous humour fic like this, where the idea of perfect mutual compatibility between humans and aliens is skewered. Each scenario is hilarious, from awkwardness, a lack of genitalia, quality control issues, euphemisms attacking, and my personal favourite, the interplay of regenerative powers and orgasm (And also, that was just the best EVER). An oldie but a goodie, this one is sure to make you laugh until you cry.
[identity profile] pimpmytardis.livejournal.com
Story: Seven Days That Shook Captain Jack's Pants
Author: [livejournal.com profile] redscharlach
Rating: Adult
Word Count: 3184
Author's Summary: There is a little-known Welsh saying: "Never judge a man until you've spent a week in his pants." Captain Jack Harkness is that man. These are his pants.
Characters/Pairings: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, Rhys Williams, Toshiko Sato
Warnings: Cracky sex

Recced because: Some Friday LOLs, of course! This fabulous parody shows a week of Torchwood's zany ineptitude, sexy shenanigans, and some of the silliest aliens ever. This had me laughing out loud even on the nth reread.
[identity profile] biichan.livejournal.com
These are the recommendations of the Calufrax reccer Biichan. My week-long mission is to explore strange new genres, to seek out new authors and new pairings, and to boldly rec where I have not recced before.

Story: Something In The Hair
Author: RedScharlach
Rating: Teen
Word Count: 393
Author's summary: The Tenth and Eleventh Doctors mutually express their irresistible physical attraction to each other's most prominent attribute. Rampant double entendre results.
Characters/Pairings: Tenth Doctor/Eleventh Doctor (or, more properly, Tenth Doctor's Hair/Eleventh Doctor's Hair)
Warnings: Spoilers for the Eleventh Doctor's physical appearance.

Recced because: Some of the funniest and most creative works in this fandom have come about because of the kink meme. This is one of them. I'm so very glad that RedScharlach decided to post this on the Teaspoon under her own name.

"Then I've got a brilliant idea," said the Doctor. "You can pluck me all night long, and I'll pencil you in for next week..."
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[personal profile] nonelvis
Story: Captain Jack's Adventures in Fanfic
Author: RedScharlach
Rating: Adult
Word Count: 683
Author's Summary: Jack can't tell you what he's thinking right now, but he CAN try to write it down afterwards, in copious and explicit detail. What a shame he sucks at summaries...
Characters/Pairings: Ten/Donna/Ten, Gwen, Jack/Ianto
Warnings: Explicit sex

Recced because: It's my last day of recs, so it's time for crackfic! The kinkmeme at [livejournal.com profile] sizeofthatthing has produced some outstanding fic, but none funnier than this one. Written for a prompt based partially on Jack's line from "Journey's End" – "I can't tell you what I'm thinking right now" – this story is rude, crude, and made me laugh so hard I cried. Jack is an appalling fanfic author – his prose couldn't be more purple, he sticks author's notes wherever he feels like it, and he uses similes that are perhaps best described as "unique" and "unforgettable" in that "dear God, how could someone possibly write this" sort of way. Especially recommended for any fans or members of the [livejournal.com profile] fanficrants and [livejournal.com profile] weepingcock communities.
[identity profile] violetisblue.livejournal.com
Story: Don't Look Now, But Your Ways Have Parted
Author: Red Scharlach
Rating: All Ages
Author's Summary: Rose thinks she has lost her one true love for ever, but then she realizes that they could still be blissfully happy together--if only that stupid Doctor bloke would stop getting in the way.
Characters/Pairings: Rose/Jack/other ("other's" identity is a spoiler), Tenth Doctor
Warnings: None

Recced because: Good crackfic is a thing of beauty and a joy forever, and this one never fails to make me start laughing right from the opening paragraph. The author bills this as "an affectionate look at the cliches of Ten!Fic," thereby proving the old adage that the best satire has some love and regard for its target, and it's equally funny (IMO) whether you ship Rose and the Doctor or whether you don't. Regarding the mysterious "other," I don't know whether you'd classify that particular relationship as het, slash or something singular, but in the end it really hardly matters.


Our current reccer is [personal profile] clocketpatch.

May 2017