ext_17480 ([identity profile] livii.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] calufrax2009-04-19 04:08 pm

Rec: Five Things That Don't Usually Happen When The Doctor and Rose Get It On by Red Scharlach

Story: Five Things That Don't Usually Happen When The Doctor and Rose Get It On
Author: Red Scharlach
Rating: Teen
Author's summary: A set of five deeply daft drabbles that explore exactly what it says on the tin.
Characters/Pairings: Nine/Rose
Warnings: hilarious sex-related euphemisms
Word Count: 500

Recced because: Even as a Nine/Rose fan, it's great to see fabulous humour fic like this, where the idea of perfect mutual compatibility between humans and aliens is skewered. Each scenario is hilarious, from awkwardness, a lack of genitalia, quality control issues, euphemisms attacking, and my personal favourite, the interplay of regenerative powers and orgasm (And also, that was just the best EVER). An oldie but a goodie, this one is sure to make you laugh until you cry.