Rec: A Plan With One Obvious Flaw by Netgirl_y2k

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Story:  A Plan With One Obvious Flaw
Author: Netgirl_y2k
Rating:  All Ages
Word Count:  978
Author's Summary:  A female Time Lord, the one thing that had been missing from his cunning plan to repopulate Gallifrey.
Characters/Pairings: Ten/Donna
Warnings: Journey's End spoilers, crack!

Recced because:  The combination of Ten, Donna, and mating will never not be funny, but this story is particularly fabulous.   The comic timing is impeccable, the voices are spot-on, and the ending is wonderfully strange.  I laughed so hard I nearly injured myself at several lines.  Say what you will about Journey's End, but it's led to some brilliant crack.  Read this story, but keep beverages away or your keyboard will be sorry.

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When he opened his eyes he found himself looking at Donna’s chest and he realised just what it was that the little voice in the back of his mind had been trying to tell him.

“Donna,” he exclaimed, “you’re a woman!”

Donna looked down at where the Doctor was staring. “So I am, give the boy a pony.”