rec: Boys Toys
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calufraxStory: Boys Toys
Author: Spastamagoria
Rating: All Ages
Word Count: 979
Charcters/Pairings: Team Torchwood
Warnings: Craaaaaaaaack!
Author's Summary: Jack and Owen worry about the important things...like who has the coolest stuff.
recced because: It's Friday and Friday calls for Crack!Fic. This? Over-the-top funny. So, the Torchwood Boys are having an internet smackdown with the boys from Gotham over who has the coolest stuff. Yes, those boys from Gotham - it's a Batman/Torchwood Crossover. But even if all you know about Batman is that he has a sidekick, you can stiil appreciate the LOL funny. Spastamagoria manages to write screamingly hysterical crack while still keeping the character's voices true which is the benchmark of the very best crackfic. It's been a long week, so go ahead and click...you know you're curious. ;)
Giving Owen his chair back, Jack practically leapt to his feet. “Yeah, and do you want to know who has the best secret headquarters? Not UNIT. Not the JLA…not even the freakin’ Batman. And do you want to know why?”
“Why would that be, sir?” Ianto asked drolly, as he straightened his silk purple tie. Tugging on his immaculate suit jacket, he paused outside of Jack’s office, on the footbridge, curious to hear the answer.
Flashing his movie star perfect smile, Jack pointed at the ceiling forcefully. “Because I let you keep the freakin’ dinosaur that produces its weight in crap every single day and rains down upon us random sheep parts at random-er intervals. But I let you people keep the dinosaur. Which also makes me…the best boss. Those poor, sad little kids don’t even get to drive daddy’s car.”
The series continues in Boys Toys 2 and Boys Toys 3 but sometimes one is all you need.
Author: Spastamagoria
Rating: All Ages
Word Count: 979
Charcters/Pairings: Team Torchwood
Warnings: Craaaaaaaaack!
Author's Summary: Jack and Owen worry about the important things...like who has the coolest stuff.
recced because: It's Friday and Friday calls for Crack!Fic. This? Over-the-top funny. So, the Torchwood Boys are having an internet smackdown with the boys from Gotham over who has the coolest stuff. Yes, those boys from Gotham - it's a Batman/Torchwood Crossover. But even if all you know about Batman is that he has a sidekick, you can stiil appreciate the LOL funny. Spastamagoria manages to write screamingly hysterical crack while still keeping the character's voices true which is the benchmark of the very best crackfic. It's been a long week, so go ahead and click...you know you're curious. ;)
Giving Owen his chair back, Jack practically leapt to his feet. “Yeah, and do you want to know who has the best secret headquarters? Not UNIT. Not the JLA…not even the freakin’ Batman. And do you want to know why?”
“Why would that be, sir?” Ianto asked drolly, as he straightened his silk purple tie. Tugging on his immaculate suit jacket, he paused outside of Jack’s office, on the footbridge, curious to hear the answer.
Flashing his movie star perfect smile, Jack pointed at the ceiling forcefully. “Because I let you keep the freakin’ dinosaur that produces its weight in crap every single day and rains down upon us random sheep parts at random-er intervals. But I let you people keep the dinosaur. Which also makes me…the best boss. Those poor, sad little kids don’t even get to drive daddy’s car.”
The series continues in Boys Toys 2 and Boys Toys 3 but sometimes one is all you need.
