rec: Never Doing That Again by Becky_H
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Story: Never Doing That Again
Author: Becky_H
Rating: All Ages
Word Count: 4895
Author's Summary: Jack should really be more careful about who --and what-- he crawls into bed with.
Characters/Pairings: Jack, Ninth Doctor, Rose
Warnings: Sorta-not-really mpreg. No really, it's not.
Recced because: Remember that line in the very first scene of the first Torchwood episode where Jack says 'At least I won't get pregnant - never doing that again. Well, this is that story. Never fear, it's not *really* an mpreg. It's not one of those 'fifty first century men have uterus' stories - I like to think of it as a PSA for interspecies sexual relations.
This should be canon for Jack - it would explain so much. It features Nine and Rose, and Jack in a situation that is just. Not. Right. Plus gratuitous use of the term "alien parasite". It's also the funniest story I have ever read. The characters are beautifully written and the description of everything is short and sweet but full of imagery.
Author: Becky_H
Rating: All Ages
Word Count: 4895
Author's Summary: Jack should really be more careful about who --and what-- he crawls into bed with.
Characters/Pairings: Jack, Ninth Doctor, Rose
Warnings: Sorta-not-really mpreg. No really, it's not.
Recced because: Remember that line in the very first scene of the first Torchwood episode where Jack says 'At least I won't get pregnant - never doing that again. Well, this is that story. Never fear, it's not *really* an mpreg. It's not one of those 'fifty first century men have uterus' stories - I like to think of it as a PSA for interspecies sexual relations.
This should be canon for Jack - it would explain so much. It features Nine and Rose, and Jack in a situation that is just. Not. Right. Plus gratuitous use of the term "alien parasite". It's also the funniest story I have ever read. The characters are beautifully written and the description of everything is short and sweet but full of imagery.