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calufraxStory: No Hands Were Severed In The Making Of This Conversation
Author: koshiroryuu
Rating: All Ages
Word Count: 1204
Author's Summary: When the Doctor wants to express his feelings, he often turns to Star Wars quotes. Sadly, Luke still doesn't have any clue what in the heck he's talking about.
Characters/Pairings: Luke Smith, the Tenth Doctor
Warnings: None
Recced because: This is silly, but it's silly in a way that is totally in character for both of them. The Doctor thinks Luke needs a father figure and takes a typically roundabout way of saying so, and Luke thinks the Doctor is just crazy. The dialogue and prose are perfect. Every time I have a bad day, I go to this fic to make me giggle.
"But... why?" Luke asked.
"Why am I here, or why do you need a father figure?"
"The second one," Luke answered. "I know why you're here, it's because you want to have sex with Mum."
If the Doctor had been drinking anything, he would've choked on it.
"All right!" he said. "Leaving off the Star Wars and the omelettes and the explosions and the sex with your mother, which we are never discussing ever ever ever again and please don't ever remind me that the subject was even brought up and please don't mention it to your mother because she'll kill me, I think you need a father figure."
Author: koshiroryuu
Rating: All Ages
Word Count: 1204
Author's Summary: When the Doctor wants to express his feelings, he often turns to Star Wars quotes. Sadly, Luke still doesn't have any clue what in the heck he's talking about.
Characters/Pairings: Luke Smith, the Tenth Doctor
Warnings: None
Recced because: This is silly, but it's silly in a way that is totally in character for both of them. The Doctor thinks Luke needs a father figure and takes a typically roundabout way of saying so, and Luke thinks the Doctor is just crazy. The dialogue and prose are perfect. Every time I have a bad day, I go to this fic to make me giggle.
"But... why?" Luke asked.
"Why am I here, or why do you need a father figure?"
"The second one," Luke answered. "I know why you're here, it's because you want to have sex with Mum."
If the Doctor had been drinking anything, he would've choked on it.
"All right!" he said. "Leaving off the Star Wars and the omelettes and the explosions and the sex with your mother, which we are never discussing ever ever ever again and please don't ever remind me that the subject was even brought up and please don't mention it to your mother because she'll kill me, I think you need a father figure."
