rec: The Hitchhiker's Guide to Getting Laid on Gallifrey

[morgeil.livejournal.com]

Story: The Hitchhiker's Guide to Getting Laid on Gallifrey
Author: LizBee
Rating: All Ages
Word Count: 1293
Author's Summary: The Gallifreyan Karma Sutra is a very short book.
Characters/Pairings: Fourth Doctor, Romana I

Recced because: Because, if I am to be terribly honest with myself, I prefer the first Romana over her second incarnation (mind you, it's a terribly close race). And good Romana I fic is hard to find. Thankfully this fic exists.

And there is not only great Romana I characterization... there is also excellent Four/Romana snark and probably some of the best Four/K9 banter I've ever read.

Disappointingly however, there is actually very little sex involved.


Excerpt:

The related book, The Hitchhiker's Guide to Getting Laid Anywhere in the Galaxy (Megadodo Publications, available from all good retailers) reports:

Gallifrey. Well. Best not to bother, really.

According to legend, Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six, attempted to seduce the Lord President of Gallifrey. The resulting blow to her ego precipitated her third and penultimate retirement.

Comments

[molleo.livejournal.com]

Thank you for that rec. It was an awesome piece of work. I seriously could see them all speaking as I read the words.

[tardis-stowaway.livejournal.com]

I've loved this fic for a long time. The author nails the Douglas Adams voice. Thanks for sharing the love with others!