REC: Ten Times The Doctor (Almost) Got Hitched

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Story: Ten Times The Doctor (Almost) Got Hitched
Author: vvj5
Rating: All Ages
Word Count: 5549
Author's summary:You wouldn't believe how difficult it is for a passing Time Lord not to get married to famous historical women completely by accident. Seriously. Happens all the time.
Characters/Pairings: *takes deep breath* First Doctor/Cameca, Second Doctor/Mary, Queen of Scots, Third Doctor/Jane Austen, Fourth Doctor/Florence Nightingale, Fifth Doctor/Joan of Arc, Sixth Doctor/Boadicea, Seventh Doctor/Charlotte Bronte, Eighth Doctor/Christabel Pankhurst, Ninth Doctor/Elizabeth Woodville, Tenth Doctor/Elizabeth I, Ben, Polly, The Brigadier, Liz Shaw, Sarah Jane Smith, Harry Sullivan, Tegan Jovanka, Vislor Turlough, Evelyn Smythe, Benny Summerfield, Charley Pollard, Rose Tyler, Jack Harkness
Warnings: Real Person/Fictional Person Het

Recced because: Just knowing that this fic exists fills me with unholy glee. It's the sort of thing that I was hoping someone would write after last fall's Children In Need preview scene and I was so happy to find out that someone did. Every single one of the ten scenes that make up this fic is brilliant in its own way and every single character is drawn as if from life. The Sixth Doctor bit is especially hilarious. I also loved the Seventh Doctor bit for Benny's diary entries and the Third Doctor bit for containing one of my own personal ships. They're all good bits, however. Highly recommended for everyone.

Comments

[nonelvis]

That was marvelous. I love wedding crackfic!

[thisbluespirit]

Firstly, yay, I've been recced! :-D *does dance of joy* *hopes no one was looking* *resumes cool*

Secondly *looks at the pairings* Um. *blushes* I didn't mean any of them! Sort of. Really. Except of course One and Cameca, and maybe Seven and Charlotte. :lol: Plus, I should totally blame the good folks at Death By Asprin for this one.


Dear Diary. Doctor continues to sulk about Miss Bronte. Still no planet with anything even remotely resembling chocolate. In course of apparent expedition to find said chocolate, have actually found: 1 planet with evil bindweed, 1 planet of stinky cheese people, 2 acid swamps with amn-eating vegetation, 3 Daleks (luckily Doctor didn't notice. Dragged him hastily back to TARDIS on feeble pretext. Note to self: moping may have some positives.) Asked if he wanted to talk. Stupid question. He did. Not about Charlotte, but some unlikely tale of all the other famous females he's nearly married. Refused to believe a word of it. The git had the nerve to look hurt when I questioned his veracity.

Absolutely refused to believe rigmarole about Boudicca. Still no chocolate. Have hidden his spoons until he produces some.

[primsong.livejournal.com]

Yay! I remember this one, I loved it - so many amusing and strangely probably vignettes all under one roof, great stuff. :-D