rec: the real reason the doctor and rose tyler never had sex, by azriona

[dbskyler.livejournal.com]

Story: The Real Reason the Doctor and Rose Tyler Never Had Sex
Author: azriona
Rating: Teen
Word Count: 315
Author's Summary: Exactly what it says on the tin, kids. The reason that the Doctor and Rose didn’t have sex has NOTHING to do with the hour the show was aired.
Characters/Pairings: Tenth Doctor/Rose Tyler
Warnings: None
Recced because: It's hilarious, and like the best humor fics it needs no other excuse. But even better, the humor comes from a well-known fact about the Doctor that I'd never thought about in this context until I read this fic. The result is total win.

Comments

[john_amend_all]

The novelisation of The Caves of Androzani says that the Doctor's body temperature differs from human norms, but doesn't say whether it's higher or lower.

The creature before it presented the outward features of a human being, but some of the incoming data did not scan. The body temperature was wrong, and the internal construction was different. Humans did not have two hearts. But this creature did...

[sue-denimme.livejournal.com]

OK, thanks. :-)