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calufraxStory: The Real Reason the Doctor and Rose Tyler Never Had Sex
Author: azriona
Rating: Teen
Word Count: 315
Author's Summary: Exactly what it says on the tin, kids. The reason that the Doctor and Rose didn’t have sex has NOTHING to do with the hour the show was aired.
Characters/Pairings: Tenth Doctor/Rose Tyler
Warnings: None
Recced because: It's hilarious, and like the best humor fics it needs no other excuse. But even better, the humor comes from a well-known fact about the Doctor that I'd never thought about in this context until I read this fic. The result is total win.
Author: azriona
Rating: Teen
Word Count: 315
Author's Summary: Exactly what it says on the tin, kids. The reason that the Doctor and Rose didn’t have sex has NOTHING to do with the hour the show was aired.
Characters/Pairings: Tenth Doctor/Rose Tyler
Warnings: None
Recced because: It's hilarious, and like the best humor fics it needs no other excuse. But even better, the humor comes from a well-known fact about the Doctor that I'd never thought about in this context until I read this fic. The result is total win.
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Date: 2012-05-23 02:37 am (UTC)(The Doctor is comatose after being subjected to the Keller machine)
JO: Doctor? Doctor, take one of these. Come on. Come on, just try.
(Jo can't get the tablet in the Doctor's mouth.)
DOCTOR: That's wrong, wrong metabolism. It'd probably kill me, Jo. I'm all right. I'm all right, Jo. Just, just let me rest. Let me rest.
So I guess I misremembered that aspirin was involved. There was in fact no mention of what type of tablet it was that Jo tried to give him (if the transcript is accurate; I don't have the episode). Thanks for the correction.