calufrax

Story: Felis Catus Temporus
Author: Lissy_Strata
Rating: All Ages
Word Count: 6032
Author's Summary: The Doctor needs Peri's help, but can she stop laughing long enough? (This fic has evolved into a series of unrelated cat stories.)
Character/Pairings: Sixth Doctor, Fifth Doctor, Third Doctor, Second Doctor, Eleventh Doctor, Peri Brown, Tegan Jovanka, Nyssa, Ace McShane, Second doctor, Polly Wright, Ben Jackson, Jamie McCrimmon, Jo Grant, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Delgado!Master, Amy Pond, Rory Williams, Sarah-Jane Smith, K-9
Warnings: Kitties

Recced Because:

Awwww, who's a kitty! Mostly the Doctor. Though several companions, enemies, and by-standers are also affected by acute Felis Catus Temporus in this adorable sequence of fic which answers several important, kitty-related questions such as: What happens when K-9 meets a kitty? Do kitties get along with nitro-9? Can you put a kitty in a fez?

If you want to know, read on and find out (just be aware that the resulting cute may leave you incapacitated with kitty!love for an unspecified duration…)

"While you were out gallivanting around, I was busy with some routine TARDIS maintenance. I don't know how it happened but somehow the chameleon circuit got crossed with the..."

"Doctor," said Peri, a hint of a smile playing about her lips, "you're a kitty."

"A kitty? A kitty?! I, Perpugilliam Brown, am NOT a 'kitty'! I'm temporarily disguised as a member of the genus felis, or more appropriately felis sylvestris catus."

Peri wobbled a bit where she sat. "So...you're a kitty."

"If you want to get technical about it, I would appear to be a Maine Coon. Suits me well, I think. The breed is known for it's above-average intelligence-"

"You're a chubby kitty." She leaned forward awkwardly and poked him in the stomach.